There was a big bag of candy I'd used for rewards in my co-op class between the front seats in our van this afternoon. Noah was sitting next to me--he's so excited that he weighs enough now--and I thought I was being discreet about how much I was eating. He seemed to be looking out the window a lot, and I'd grab another few pieces when his head was turned.
Noah: Man, you sure like Tootsie Rolls. I thought you were on a diet.
Me: Well...I didn't eat a very big lunch. I'm really hungry.
Noah, with a smile: Excuses.