Here are 5 ways to tell that you are in your final weeks of pregnancy:
1. Shaving your legs twice monthly sounds reasonable.
2. Turning over in bed resembles the 3-point turns you have to make in tight parking lots.
3. You are too embarrassed to show your toenails in public.
4. You grunt and groan like an arthritic 76-year-old whenever retrieving anything off the floor.
5. Suddenly you pay attention to the fiber content of everything you eat.
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Funny! I so remember all of them, and especially hated the 3-point turns in bed. My hips would get unbearably sore by morning from carrying all the weight. So happy for you, but I'm hoping that those days are behind me!
LOL! Love THIS! Thanks for the laugh. Just had a sweet baby girl 11 weeks ago so I'm SO happy I'm past the final few weeks... this time anyway. ;-) Would love to see you all again soon. LOVE the website and blog.
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