Me, calling Joseph over to see our VBS 'dirt buddies': Hey, Joe, come look at your dirt buddy!
Me: Right here: the one with no pants.
Joe: That's not mine.
Me: Yes, it is. Look! Your name's on the bottom.
Lily: Yeah, Joe. That one's yours!
Joe, almost in tears now: No! That one's not mine!
Me: Joseph, why are you saying that?
Joe: BeCAUSE! I didn't put any hair on mine!